teabirdy:

therightnippleofarcher:

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity 
me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

WELL THEN.

memewhore:

doomh3ad:

reminder that you’re sexy and cool and your fav character wants you so bad. they’re literally simping over you rn. they write fanfic about you, it’s 100% true they told me.

yanderebrahms:

Me knocking on the heelshire mansions front door to become the new nanny for brahms:

enigma-the-mysterious:

Me, watching Marvel: Man, I wish superheroes were real

Me watching The Boys: Never mind

ynfynytscrolltbh:

Absolutely going to count this as one of the top 100 funniest images I have ever seen

useless-germanyfacts:

every year

teawatchesesc:

mika’s suits can be brown, blue, violet sky, hurtful, purple, anything you like, green, mean, everyth

spinel-is-baby:

fuuzis-trash-dump:

spinel-is-baby:

y’all ever remember something extremely embarrassing and just feel horrible about it

Pro Tip: Try to think of something embarrassing some else has done. You probably can’t. Which means no one else remembers the cringe thing you did.

wait that actually helps so much

punk-jaskier:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

promisetoloveyouforevermore:

this goes so hard

i love it thanks

I can’t stop thinking about how “ABBA but shredding” is apparently just Queen, which is the best news ever tbh.