‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
YOU CAN TELL THE KEYS BY THE FIRST LETTER OF THAT POKEMON’S NAME OMG.
toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just
there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.
A Whole New World…
(( So this week I decided to try something a little different. :) I saw some beautiful “race-bent” Disney a while ago and wanted to try it out, so here’s some of our ladies. :D (There wasn’t really any rhyme or reason to my choices, I just started fiddling with the images and these happened.) :P I’m going to go back to doing genderbent stuff, but I think I’ll do some of these every once in a while if you guys would like to see more. :) ))
I thought this was going to be a horrid post of whitewashed Princesses Of Color and I was pleasantly surprised :)
Black!Sleeping Beauty iS MY FAVORITE SHES SO GORGEOUS
the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared
happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on
it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
Let her continue
If this doesn’t make you smile, you are clearly in need of a hug.